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(April Fools) The Sims 3: NEW UPDATE! (Bug Fixes + Minor Improvements)

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After 4 years of waiting for The Sims 3 to become fully functional with all released content such as Expansion Packs, Stuff Packs and Store Content which we all paid for and expected to run well, The Sims Team has finally released a statement apologizing for making us wait 4 years to finally play the game without any issues. Here’s what they said:

Sul Sul Simmers!

We’re truly sorry for making you all wait 4 years to play The Sims 3 without encountering “The Sims 3 has stopped working” every 30 minutes. We’ve been so hard at work to deliver you new content for The Sims 4 that we forgot that there are still people who’d want to play The Sims 3 every now and then.

We’re releasing a new update for The Sims 3 today that’ll fix many issues and improve some things, including:

  • We’ve made sure that you no longer can install mods that fix the gameplay of The Sims 3 and do all the work for us. In case your game is broken or you’re experiencing bugs and glitches that prevent you from enjoying the game, report to us and we’ll try to fix it……..in a matter of few years.
  • The Sims 3’s “Expansions & Stuff” section of the launcher will no longer encourage you to only play a few packs instead all of them. Feel free to enable all packs!

(April Fools) The Sims 3: NEW UPDATE! (Bug Fixes + Minor Improvements)

  • Some users reported that they’ve been loading Sims University and Oasis Landing since the release of University Life / Into the Future, hoping that they would eventually load it. This update cuts down the loading time from 10 years to only 5 years. Hang in there Simmers, only 1 year to go!
  • We’ve made some small changes to The Sims 3 Main Menu.

(April Fools) The Sims 3: NEW UPDATE! (Bug Fixes + Minor Improvements)

  • We’ve cut down the “The Sims 3 has stopped working” crashes from every 30 minutes to every 2 hours!
  • Isla Paradiso no longer stutters every 3-4 seconds. We’ve solved this issue by removing all Sims from the world!

The update can be downloaded by opening your The Sims 3 Game Launcher. You can also download it manually HERE!

Jovan
Jovan
Reticulating splines as a webmaster for Sims Community over the last 12 years. You can find me here writing articles and doing reports on your favorite life sim games, among other things!
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simsfan9911

This made my day!!!!! lol 😀

AccaliaBaronets

Okay, you got me. Nice job!

Brittany

Totally fell for this LOL

Khristiaan

I hope not down the stairs. Stay safe please!

James

LOL but to early for those in the States ha.

Kathleen Jones

tHOUGHT SO

dragonfire6209

I admit it is very hard to determine if this is real or fools, The Sims Team really do write funny stuff at their update changelog.

Ecstaticrop

Lmao

Naaru Arcaliá

Ok, that was pretty funny.

MehGuy

Haha! I knew it! You didn’t fool me this time EA, it looked compromising from the very beginning! LOL

Marvin

Is that suppose to be april fools?

Carie Albers

Not funny at all!

Zee Byrd

Got me, nice laugh.

Dylan

I thought this was for real i was about to install my game LOL

Bloudwedd

I saw the headline and did not continue reading since I do not play Sims 3 anymore so I missed it 🙁 🙁

Véronique Bellamy

Death to the infidels!

… I mean, that’s a good joke, I guess.

PandaSimmer

Funny but was wishing it was real.

PandaSimmer

Funny but was wishing it was real.

Bloudwedd

I saw the headline and did not continue reading since I do not play Sims 3 anymore so I missed it 🙁 🙁

Marvin

Is that suppose to be april fools?

Brittany

Totally fell for this LOL

Khristiaan

I hope not down the stairs. Stay safe please!

James

LOL but to early for those in the States ha.

Kathleen Jones

tHOUGHT SO

Véronique Bellamy

Death to the infidels!

… I mean, that’s a good joke, I guess.

Carie Albers

Not funny at all!

dragonfire6209

I admit it is very hard to determine if this is real or fools, The Sims Team really do write funny stuff at their update changelog.

AccaliaBaronets

Okay, you got me. Nice job!

Dylan

I thought this was for real i was about to install my game LOL

Naaru Arcaliá

Ok, that was pretty funny.

Ecstaticrop

Lmao

Zee Byrd

Got me, nice laugh.

MehGuy

Haha! I knew it! You didn’t fool me this time EA, it looked compromising from the very beginning! LOL

simsfan9911

This made my day!!!!! lol 😀

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