Admit it. We’ve all wondered just how deep our love of The Sims franchise runs but have you ever made a checklist for yourself to see just how bad your Sims obsession is? Well now you don’t have to because we’ve done it for you! How many of these things have you done or wished you could do?
You might be a hardcore Simmer if…
You’ve ever said Sul-Sul instead of hello.
The word “WooHoo” means something completely different to you.
You can sing Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” entirely in Simlish.
You’ve ever gotten into a heated debate with someone over whether it’s pronounced “Live Mode” or “Live Mode.” Obviously, the answer is Live Mode. How could anyone think it’s Live Mode? The audacity.
The Sims 1 build mode music gives you flashbacks to a simpler, happier time in your life.
You have more Simstagram followers than Instagram followers.
Throwing someone in the pool and building walls around it seems like a perfectly reasonable and level-headed response to a minor slight against you.
Your best friend is the Grim Reaper.
You’ve ever considered selling a few of your windows to pay the bills.
You’re prouder of your Sim’s university degree than you are of your own degree.
You’ve ever contemplated quitting your job to become a dragon fruit farmer.
You’ve called in sick to work because a plate was blocking your path to the door.
You’ve ever tried to do the smustle.
You’ve ever burned your kitchen down making cereal.
Grilled cheese is the holy grail of fine cuisine to you.
You are distinctly #TeamBob or #TeamEliza and get deeply offended when someone defends the other one.
You’ve ever cleaned your Sim’s house to avoid cleaning your own house.
You’ve ever thought “This looks so much easier in The Sims” while trying a new skill for the first time.
You take the UBrite vs. Foxbury rivalry very seriously.
You’ve ever laid awake at night thinking about Bella Goth’s disappearance.
How many of these apply to you? Do you have more? Share them in the comments!